Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
