im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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