I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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