You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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