their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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