I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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