Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My friends, they love my intelligence
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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