Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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