I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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