They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Boobs speak an international language.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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