we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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