Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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