Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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