I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
one might say we're banned from that church
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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