if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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