you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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