There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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