What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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