we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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