HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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