All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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