How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i now understand why vodka
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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