So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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