Me too!
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
