There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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