We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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