On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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