Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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