Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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