This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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