just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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