I wannas sexs uuuuu
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Too much gin, very little bucket
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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