Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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