Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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