Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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