ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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