theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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