my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
