I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
