I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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