They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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