my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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