Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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