Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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