Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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