Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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