Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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