period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I licked your asshole in confidence.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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