If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
