yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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