is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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