Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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