I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He better not be in your backpack
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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